February 2012
If unborn babies are people:
phenthouse:
People can claim an additional dependent on their taxes.
Pregnant women working full time would break child labor laws.
3 words: Children Eat Free!
Pregnant women can drive in HOV lanes.
Sex with a pregnant chick is pedophilia and breaking & entering. (“Get outa ma house!”)
“No entry to this NC-17 movie for you, lady.”
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i hate my life. i'm crying so bad right now.
everything that could go wrong today, did.
disney boy has a suspended license for something stupid a few years back,
and he drove me to school today in my car because i woke up late
and he got pulled over because my inspection was out of date
and he got taken to jail for driving with a suspended license
and i was rushing to get to him so fast that i lost my phone, so now i can’t call...
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i think i should have been a guy in this life. or...
and i was one of those cool, thoughtful dudes, who take girls on romantic, yet insanely unique dates.
because i just came up with a date.
go to a forest, have a picnic, canoe down the river while playing, “I see the Light” from Tangled, then at some point have a shit load of my friend’s appear from the woods with floating lanterns and releasing them into the sky.
i should have...
